September 14
Money's calling, and it's not whispering. It's shouting in your face like a boss with coffee breath. Today's not about playing cute. It's about asking for your worth. If your time feels stolen, invoice the thieves. That hobby? It could be a side hustle. That gig? It could be a career. You're not a couch potato—you're a golden-brown baked badass ready to cash in!
September 15
Snap out of your daydream, Sleeping Beauty. That cute little fantasy in your head? It's a setup. You're so wrapped up in the dream, you'd kiss a crocodile wearing lipstick. People aren't what they seem, and you're about to get played if you don't wise up. You're better than this. Keep your wallet closed and your eyes open.
September 16
You've been keeping it cute, keeping it safe—and it's boring. Say what's on your mind and say it weird. Think memes-meet-poetry. Honesty with glitter. People don't need another polite zombie mumbling through a convo. They want your oddball truth served hot and messy. So, stop editing your heart and start shocking people with how real you can be. Go off-script. That's when they listen.
2025 Yearly Horoscope
What makes 2025 such a massive year for change is not that the Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars are on the move. But this is always the case, and even when they—apart from the Sun—turn retrograde, it is only ever for a few weeks or months before they are back on the move. It is the slower outer planets that don’t move and will remain a constant fixture for years, if not decades, who are on the move this year. This is the background; it stays the same while everything else keeps moving. If even one outer planet leaves a sign and returns to another, this indicates a year of significant change, changing the landscape itself. What makes 2025 such an extraordinary year is that it is not just one of the outer planets that are on the move but all of them. Every single one—and it has already started.
Pluto, who had been in your sector of adventure, travel, learning, and discovery since 2008, began making moves in early 2023, transitioning out and returning to your career sector. After a half-hearted attempt, Pluto tried again last year and managed to spend over seven months in your career sector before retrograding back out again. By the time you move into the New Year, Pluto has been back in your career sector for six weeks. He is here now for the next 20 years. This has seen Pluto partner with Jupiter in your income sector, with the planet of luck and expansion’s quest for income growth and expansion not ending until 10th June. This is when Jupiter returns to your communication sector, beginning a big year for all aspects of communication.
The other big moves involve Saturn and Neptune, who leave your sector of friendship, teamwork, and networking and return to a nostalgic, reflective part of your chart—Neptune on 31st March and Saturn on 25th May. Saturn will retrograde back out again on 1st September and Neptune on 22nd October, as they begin to transition, winding down your current three decades-long Saturn cycle and spending more time on your dreams. The last major move will come on 7th July, when—after nearly six years in Taurus—Uranus finally leaves. This is the planet of personal truth, but Uranus also allows you to work through the laws of synchronicity to put things on the right path. Its exit will see Uranus begin his transition into your income sector. From the start, he will team up with Pluto in your career sector, making this not just a big year on both fronts but until he leaves in 2033.